Need a New Corset?
I, Callie Cramp and the New Bedford Hotel are now bringing undergarments into the mix of helpful thing we sell here.
I can promise you, weather you have a figure like Grace Bailey...
Or one like Myrt...
Or even a figure in between
You know where to get your Undies!!!!
~Callie Cramp



Now if that isn't the most revolting thing I ever did see!
ReplyDeleteUgh! Not that picture of me!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't bother me that much, dear. I've already seen you like that! :D
DeleteBehave!
DeleteWhatadya mean a figure like mine, Callie?
ReplyDeleteWell, Myrt, I've seen you on that step ladder of yours, changing signs. I have seen the rungs bend!
ReplyDeleteCallie Cramp, as I live and breathe, you are the most mean self-centered person in this town. And if you think I will be your bridge partner Saturday night, you are sadly mistaken!
ReplyDeleteMyrt Dumphrey, as I live and breathe, you are the fattest person in this town. And if you think that I like being your bridge partner, you are sadly mistaken!
ReplyDeleteHaha! good come back!
DeleteWHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FIGURE????
ReplyDeleteHmmm... Lets see. EVERYTHING!
DeleteHow about some times you didn't looks so good, Callie?
ReplyDeletehttp://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc179/avonleavignettes/wind/three/33/l045.jpg
That Picture of me after being stripped by the the bandits better not go viral!
ReplyDeleteIt probably won't. But your double-the will!!!
DeleteHow would you like to be out of a job, Mrs. Flett?
DeleteGrace, when did I come in this enough that you could put a picture of me in there?
ReplyDeleteI was pointing out Callie, Mr. Cramp. But you did encourage her!
Deletesince when did I become Callie? It's Mrs. Cramp to you, chippy!
DeleteDid you just call my wife a chippy?
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