January 17, 2012

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Need a New Corset?

I, Callie Cramp and the New Bedford Hotel are now bringing undergarments into the mix of helpful thing we sell here.

I can promise you, weather you have a figure like Grace Bailey...


Or one like Myrt...


Or even a figure in between


You know where to get your Undies!!!!

~Callie Cramp 

19 comments:

  1. May Bailey, Town MatriarchJanuary 17, 2012 at 1:28 AM

    Now if that isn't the most revolting thing I ever did see!

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    1. Doesn't bother me that much, dear. I've already seen you like that! :D

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  3. Whatadya mean a figure like mine, Callie?

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  4. Well, Myrt, I've seen you on that step ladder of yours, changing signs. I have seen the rungs bend!

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  5. Callie Cramp, as I live and breathe, you are the most mean self-centered person in this town. And if you think I will be your bridge partner Saturday night, you are sadly mistaken!

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  6. Myrt Dumphrey, as I live and breathe, you are the fattest person in this town. And if you think that I like being your bridge partner, you are sadly mistaken!

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  7. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FIGURE????

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    1. Hmmm... Lets see. EVERYTHING!

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  8. How about some times you didn't looks so good, Callie?

    http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc179/avonleavignettes/wind/three/33/l045.jpg

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  9. That Picture of me after being stripped by the the bandits better not go viral!

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    1. It probably won't. But your double-the will!!!

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    2. How would you like to be out of a job, Mrs. Flett?

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  10. Grace, when did I come in this enough that you could put a picture of me in there?

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    1. I was pointing out Callie, Mr. Cramp. But you did encourage her!

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    2. since when did I become Callie? It's Mrs. Cramp to you, chippy!

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    3. Did you just call my wife a chippy?

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